Yes, it is me. Did you think I was dead? I have had the best time in my life since last we corresponded. It is only now that my life is boring again. That I have decided to contact you. I have completed my first year of college. Intact, for the most part. Some interesting stories. P., D., C. And some wild nights that is a wonder I am still alive. I am living in the dorms next year again. Which is pretty crappy. But it can’t be helped. I am, however, living with N. which is nice. I now work at good old Moskatel’s which has been bought by Michael’s. A guy named C. is getting on my nerves. He is always making inappropriate comments to me and me being the stupid person that I am, well…
Anyway, now he is kissing me, grabbing me, wonderful little things like that. It really annoys me! The big news I bet K. a six pack that I would get a B in Econ and I did! Yeah! Last night, L. G. And I went to see a movie at the Universal Cineplex. While we were on the freeway some lady pulled into our lane. We were almost killed. L. and G. were shaking but I felt great. Sure, I was scared but it felt so good. I felt really alive! Today we went to the Irish Festival, it was fun. My new daydream is that I am married to M. at work so he can get some special wage and we are hiding the fact that we aren’t intimate from C. Did I tell you I am on a massive diet? Weighed in at 175, today, I weigh 166.5 pounds. I won’t stop until I am 140. Watch out world. I am going to be a knockout. Don’t worry my love, I will still love you.
Today, I watched the first ever episode of Tales of the Gold Monkey!